I didn't have a life until I went up onstage.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

It is not the prisoners who need reformation, it is the prisons.