I summed up all systems in a phrase, and all existence in an epigram.

I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.

Lord AUGUSTUS:(looking around) Time to educate yourself, I suppose. DUMBY: No, time to forget all I have learned. That is much more important.

The English public takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral.

Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.

Dear Prince, I must leave you, but I will never forget you, and next spring I will bring you back two beautiful jewels in place of those you have given away. The ruby shall be redder than a red rose, and the sapphire shall be as blue as the great sea.