Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen.

I live in terror of not being misunderstood.

Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.

Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.