Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

The only thing that the artist cannot see is the obvious. The only thing that the public can see is the obvious.

And if it feels good... Feel it!

America is not a country, it is a world.

You and I will always be friends." "Yet you poisoned me with a book once. I should not forgive that.

There is no sin except stupidity.

A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.