Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'

Man is many things, but he is not rational.

A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver.

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be.