I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

Any place that we love becomes our world.

They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.

Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

Oh, no doubt the cod is a splendid swimmer - admirable for swimming purposes but not for eating.

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