The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Lying, the telling of beautiful untrue things, is the proper aim of Art.
Loveless marriages are horrible. But there is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.