Biography lends to death a new terror.

In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'

I tried to visit Albania but I couldn't find it on the map.

She had a passion for secrecy, but she herself was merely a Sphinx without a secret.

In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.

In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.