A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old fashioned respect for the young is fast dying out.

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.

Every impulse we strangle will only poison us.

Men as a rule love with their eyes, woman with their ears.

Education is an admirable thing.