He thinks like a Tory, and talks like a Radical, and that's so important nowadays.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The one charm of the past is that it is the past.

There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

How does one cure the soul? Through the senses

Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.