He thinks like a Tory, and talks like a Radical, and that's so important nowadays.

One should never listen. To listen is a sign of indifference to one's hearers.

Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

He wants to enslave you.' 'I shudder at the thought of being free.

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.