If one were to live his life fully and completely were to give form to every feeling, expression to every thought, reality to every dream.

Now produce your explanation and pray make it improbable.

Life is a great disappointment.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Women defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

I was disappointed in Niagara - most people must be disappointed in Niagara. Every American bride is taken there, and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.