Life would be dull without them.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber

Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.

The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.

Some things are more precious because they don't last long.

I am tired of myself to-night. I should like to be somebody else.