Life would be dull without them.

A mutual misunderstanding.

No woman should have a memory. Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a woman's bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.

Every effect that one produces gives one an enemy. To be popular one must be a mediocrity.

The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.

She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.