Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.

If a woman wants to hold a man she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.

Tread Lightly, she is near Under the snow, Speak gently, she can hear The daisies grow.

Philanthropic people lose all sense of humanity. It is their distinguishing characteristic.

Genius lasts longer than Beauty. That accounts for the fact that we all take such pains to over-educate ourselves.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise for which we are later, in the fullness of time and understanding, very grateful for!

I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.