Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece?

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.