There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
We are the zanies of sorrow. We are clowns whose hearts are broken.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.