The world belongs to the discontented.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Individualism has really the higher aim. Modern morality consists in accepting the standard of one's age.

Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things. That is exactly what things were originally made for.

A gentleman never offends unintentionally

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

Lo! with a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance — And must I lose a soul's inheritance?