I never came across anyone in whom the moral sense was dominant who was not heartless, cruel, vindictive, log-stupid, and entirely lacking in the smallest sense of humanity. Moral people, as they are termed, are simple beasts.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

To me, Beauty is the wonder of wonders...It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.

Life cheats us with shadows. We ask it for pleasure. It gives it to us with bitterness and disappointment in its train.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. To be natural is to be obvious, and to be obvious is to be inartistic.

If God really wanted to punish, he'd answer all our prayers.