The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

Life is the art of being well deceived, and to succeed, it must be habitual and uninterrupted.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise [in the future. But only if we set out to make this true and anticipate it so we look for the blessings until we find them].

You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

Those who see any difference between soul and body have neither