This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.

LADY STUTFIELD I adore silent men. MRS ALLONBY Oh, Ernest isn't silent. He talks the whole time. But he has got no conversation. What he talks about I don't know. I haven't listened to him for years.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

Create yourself. Be yourself your poem.

Most people are other people.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.