A kiss may ruin a human life

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

And now, I am dying beyond my means. (Said while sipping champagne on his deathbed.)

You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.

The only link between Literature and the Drama left to us in England at the present moment is the bill of the play.