It is always worth while asking a question, though it is not always worth while answering one.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Lots of people act well, but few people talk well. This shows that talking is the more difficult of the two.