Every effect that one produces gives one an enemy. To be popular one must be a mediocrity.

If it took Labouchere three columns to prove that I was forgotten, then there is no difference between fame and obscurity.

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

One should always be in love.

I am Irish by race but the English have condemned me to talk the language of Shakespeare.

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.