The best people to work for are me, myself and I.

Better the rule of One, whom all obey, than to let clamorous demagogues betray our freedom with the kiss of anarchy.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Most people are boring and stupid.

They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.

A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It would be horribly selfish if it wanted all the other flowers in the garden to be both red and roses.

Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day.