Pleasure is the only thing one should live for, nothing ages like happiness.
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
When people talk to us about others they are usually dull. When they talk to us about themselves they are nearly always interesting.
Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.