The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stockbroker, can gain a reputation for being civilized

I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.

I am very glad I have travelled. Travel improves the mind wonderfully, and does away with all one's prejudices.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.