I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

Lo! with a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance — And must I lose a soul's inheritance?

If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. But if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly.

No artist is ever morbid. The artist can express everything.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Artists, like the Greek gods, are only revealed to one another.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.