In the old days men had the rack. Now they have the Press.

The moon in her chariot of pearl

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.

Learned conversation is either the affectation of the ignorant or the profession of the mentally unemployed.

I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.