Jack? . . . No, there is very little music in the name Jack, if any at all, indeed. It does not thrill. It produces absolutely no vibrations . . . I have known several Jacks, and they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. Besides, Jack is a notorious domesticity for John! And I pity any woman who is married to a man called John. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing pleasure of a single momentโs solitude. The only really safe name is Ernest.
Oscar WildeThey get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
Oscar Wilde