Lord Illingworth told me this morning that there was an orchid there as beautiful as the seven deadly sins.
In married life three is company and two none.
Be yourself, because others are already taken.
The true critic is he who bears within himself the dreams and ideas and feelings of myriad generations, and to whom no form of thought is alien, no emotional impulse obscure.
Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it
A beggar hates his benefactor as much as he hates himself for begging.