I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse.

God and other artists are always a little obscure.

Yes; poor Bunbury is a dreadful invalid. Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shillyshallying with the question is absurd.

I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse.

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

The best people to work for are me, myself and I.