He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.

I may have said the same thing before... but my explanation, I am sure, will always be different.

As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.

Pleasure is the only thing one should live for, nothing ages like happiness.