To have friends, you know, one need only be good-natured; but when a man has no enemy left there must be something mean about him.

In fact, I am never wrong.

In the old days men had the rack. Now they have the Press.

The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.