The only proper intoxication is conversation.
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
To be popular I must be mediocre.
But what world says that [I'm wicked]? It can only be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms.