Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods โ they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
Oscar WildeLots of people act well, but few people talk well. This shows that talking is the more difficult of the two.
Oscar WildeOn the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.
Oscar Wilde