The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

The burden of this world is too great for one man to bear, and the world’s sorrow too heavy for one heart to suffer.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair.

God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.