When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.

Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written.

I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.