When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

Anybody can have common sense, provided that they have no imagination.

The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles me

Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.

No one wants to see a play called 'Lady Windermere's Fan'. It's going to be called 'Cocks in Frocks II' or I will find another publisher

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.

It is a dangerous thing to reform anyone.