Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber

When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Every woman is a rebel.

Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

Bad manners make a journalist.