To be popular I must be mediocre.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

It is only the sacred things that are worth touching

I am Irish by race but the English have condemned me to talk the language of Shakespeare.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.