I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.

Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid.

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.