The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

There is nothing that art cannot express.

The only thing that the artist cannot see is the obvious. The only thing that the public can see is the obvious.

What a pity that in life we only get our lessons when they are of no use to us.

The Americans are certainly hero-worshipers, and always take their heroes from the criminal classes.