By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

Though one can dine in New York, one could not dwell there.

Be yourself, because others are already taken.

You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.