Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
America is the noisiest country that ever existed. One is waked up in the morning, not by the singing of the nightingale, but by the steam whistle.
An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham.
Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.
Charity creates a multitude of sins.