The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!!

One should absorb the color of life.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

The mind of the thoroughly well-informed man is a dreadful thing. It is like a bric-à-brac shop, all monsters and dust, with everything priced above its proper value.

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.

Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

Every one is worthy of love, except him who thinks that he is. Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling.