The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!!

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

The systems that fail are those that rely on the permanency of human nature, and not its growth and development.