The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
He is fond of being misunderstood. It gives him a post of vantage.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.