The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.
A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten.
I never change, except in my affections.
Divorces are made in heaven.
Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects.