Never buy anything simply because it is expensive.
Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!
What fire does not destroy, it hardens
Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!
What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true.
A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing.