If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down.
George Moore wrote brilliant English until he discovered grammar.
Live the wonderful life that is in you.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
My dear fellow, the truth isnโt quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!