The only sin is stupidity.

I believe it is customary in good society to take some slight refreshment at five o'clock.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stockbroker, can gain a reputation for being civilized

I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

A publisher is simply a useful middle-man.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.