The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.
My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.
Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.
One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should be judged.