Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.

The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.

To be good is to be in harmony with oneself. Discord is to be forced to be in harmony with others.

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

To be popular one must be a mediocrity." "Not with Women," said the duchess, shaking her head; "and women rule the world. I assure you we can't bear mediocrities. We women, as someone says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all." "It seems to me that we never do anything else," murmered Dorian.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.