When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.

Hounds follow those who feed them.

With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.

It is the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong.

Politics ruins the character.

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.