The most significant event of the 20th century will be the fact that the North Americans speak English.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

Be polite; write diplomatically; even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness.

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.

Hounds follow those who feed them.

Your map of Africa is really quite nice. But my map of Africa lies in Europe. Here is Russia, and here... is France, and we're in the middle - that's my map of Africa.

God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.